Sloshing around deep in a memory from 1996 or so, comes this Think I’ve Heard courtesy of a WalMart parking lot on the outskirts of Appalachia…Read More Thinks I’ve Heard
I talk to our fat bulldog like he’s a human. I figure I might as well since, like the actual humans who live here, he understands me but pretty much just ignores me anyway…Read More Understanding Doesn’t Really Mean Anything…
My wife still has an AT&T unlimited data plan – she was grandfathered in when her plan switched from corporate to personal a few years ago. She has never used more than a gig of data in a month. Ever.Read More Unlimited!!!
<oldmanrant>Earbuds will be our doom.</endoldmanrant>Read More hrrmmppphhh
The number two son likes to take his shoes off in the car. Sometimes his socks too. And then he waits until we’re all out of the car to realize he doesn’t have shoes – and sometimes socks – on. This invariably results in a 10 minute process of reassembling #2. So technically we were […]Read More Reasons We’re Late # 2518
Words you don’t ever like to hear – “Dad, I was trying to look something up, but the internet just started loading a bunch of different pages…”Read More Well…Crap
The internet has made deciding on specific products an agonizing experience. I used to just buy it. Now I #Google it to death and end up buying the first thing I looked at to begin with – only a month later…Read More Just Make A Decision Already