Either Way

The best political jokes are the ones both sides laugh at because they think you’re talking about those other idiots…

The worst political statements are the ones that make both sides mad because they think you’re talking about them…

There’s a rock solid, socially awkward, arbitrarily defined line between the two, depending on who’s had their coffee already that day.

However, the way I see it, when I do either one of these two things, I’ve united both sides, so I’m a hero, really…

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